The Editor
Get Well Soon South West Nationalist
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Written by Green Arrow
Our good friend and fellow writer the South West Nationalist is down with flu or rather Man Flu, a crippling and debilitating disorder that you can read about here.
Below are the opening paragraphs from the site that was written by a person with his tongue firmly planted in his cheek and I recommend that female readers take the time to read what their role is, should their boyfriend or husband be struck down.
"Man Flu is a crippling and debilitating disorder indiscriminately striking down male members of the human species without warning. The illness is often referred to pejoratively by female members of the species who are in fact immune from the illness as man flu is now known to exclusively attack the XY chromosome carrier. If Man Flu is kind enough not to kill the infected party it will definitely leave him weak, sick, hurting everywhere and in dire need of TLC.
Medical professionals now also widely recognise that self diagnosis by the sufferer is the best means of identification as the symptoms of Man Flu are far more severe than the simple common cold which predominantly targets the XX chromosome holders (i.e. females). This goes some way to explain the cynicism some women display towards their male counterparts."
Now I, fortunately am one of those people that have been described as being too dull to catch a cold, so I have no idea as to the kind of suffering our good friend is going through but I have been told that poor old SWN has only managed to grab five hours sleep in the last week so it must be severe.
Well all I can say as an Editor, with about as much compassion as a British Judge has for a white patriot and who cannot afford to be without a quality writer is: "Get Well Soon South West Nationalist, we need you."
Serious Articles on the subject.
Man Flu is not a myth
Man Flu: Myth or real?
Man Flue really does exist
