A "Gullibility Disorder" - the first time I heard of that medical condition was today, with British scientist Paul Frampton blaming his getting caught with 4lb of cocaine in Buenos Aires on his gullibility disorder.
Apparently he's been diagnosed by doctors, has a piece of paper to say he is gullible, his naive personality disorder renders him unable to relate normally to people, and he's susceptible to being tricked.
If such a condition actually exists, and isn't an effort to get out of jail free, it must be the most bloody common medical ailment in Britain!
99.9% of the population must be walking around without knowing they suffer from this hideous condition which blights lives.
Poor old Madonna - flagging career, nobody paying much attention to her any more.
She was booed after turning her last concert into a political platform espousing the greatness of multiculturalism and shrieking about tolerance. No wonder the fans were annoyed, paying good money to hear a washed up celebrity rant about race.
Slapping a Swastika on the head of Marine le Penn - she has to shock somehow - Madonna babbled on and on about the enemy being within, and how in troubled times we blame the foreigner.
Nasty us, we should learn from her - all buy a few black babies, dangle them about like trophies for the odd photo opportunity when they're not foisted off on some nanny or other. We can always buy different coloured ones later depending on what colour is in fashion tomorrow.
Well, it's nearly Olympics time. Hurrah. We can see the Zion logo plastered on 50 channels at a time, and watch Africans - who are just as British as us! - throw spe...err javelins and run like a lion was hot on their backside drooling for dinner.
Bet you all can't wait.
We've had it hyped for months that there's a strong chance of terrorism occurring - be it false flag, or genuine, in reality no sensible person would want to be within ten miles of the damn Olympics.
Then again no sensible person would want to be near them anyway, with or without every single media outlet screaming that something will happen.
Being awol as I have been - don't ask, not through choice (no, I wasn't in the BR dungeon for crimes against quality writing although perhaps I belong there) - I've ended up watching loads of rubbish on the TV, something I usually avoid.
One thing I noticed - other than that bloody Zion 2012 logo turning up every advert break - is the amount of charity appeals for things to do with Africa.
Without access to clean drinking water this child will die.
Poor little bleary eyed child needs food, donate just £2 a week.
With absolutely zero shock, new research has revealed that ethnic minorities feel more British than whites. Nobody could have seen that result coming.
According to the Institute for Social and Economic Research, Muslims are most likely to identify with the concept of Britishness - whatever the hell that has now been turned into by the machinations of a PC and diversity obsessed state.
It seems Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, and Indians scored highest for "Britishness".
Apparently the findings rubbish any suggestions that ethnic groups are unwilling or unable to integrate into British society, and that threats to our cultural identity are over-stated.