News in from an Austrian site, is that a man has been fined 800 euros(£675.20) for yodelling whilst mowing his lawn.
So was his yodelling that bad (I can't tell a good yodeller from a bad yodeller to be honest) that he deserved the fine or was it something else that brought down the wrath of the Austrian Law upon his head?
No, it was not the quality of his yodelling (and you have guessed it already) but because the yodelling offended the serial offenders of the rest of the world, those damned moslems.
Apparently, the proud gardener started yodelling whilst his neighbours/moslems were at prayer who promptly complained to the police. The judges ruled that "he could have tried to offend them and ridicule their belief".
The yodeller, named Gunther said in his defence:
"It was not my intention to imitate or insult them. I simply started to yodel a few tunes because I was in such a good mood"
How anyone can be in a good mood living next to the followers of a dead paedophile is beyond me but there you go.
You know it is about time the remaining civilized part of Western Europe started to complain and take offence at the moslems who are now beginning to make life in Western Europe really miserable, depressing and dangerous.
Oh why not. Check out the following video of a young Taylor Ware showing how it is done. Sorry about Simon Crawler.