The Editor
The Slaphead Toby Young of the Telegraph
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Written by Green Arrow
I was reading some crazed rantings by the Slap-head Toby Young of the Daily Telegraph - being a slap-head myself, I am free to use that word in much the same way that only blacks can use the word "Nigga" to describe themselves - in which he and he alone decides which words are "racist" and which words are not.
Clearly when someone almost cracked his egg skull back in 2009 they also damaged his brain when knocking him off his bike in London. Buy that man a pint.
The Humpty Dumpty lookalike has written a rant having a pop at someone called Alan Hansen, who he says dropped a double clanger on Match of the Day when he replied to Gary Lineker with regards to a question about "racism" in English football.
No it's not. If you played twenty-five … I think it's better, not only with the players but with the supporters. I think there's a lot of coloured players in all the teams, all the major teams, and there's a lot of coloured players that are probably the best in the Premier League and, as I say, if you look twenty-five, thirty years ago, it was probably in a bad way, not as bad as some of the nations in the Continent, but certainly there's always, always room for improvement.
Young, a privileged creature whose mother was a BBC producer and whose late father was the immigrant Baron Young of Dartington, is remembered for failing his O-Levels and yet still gaining a place in Oxford, showing it is who you know and not what you know in life that counts - found the above use of the word "coloured" offensive.
According to the cretin Young, the word "coloured" has been "Verboten" since the mid-70's, which I find a bit strange because it was the "Blacks" who first said "Black" was "Verboten" and said they should be known as "people of colour" before swinging around again saying that they were now to be known as "black" regardless of shade of colour.
All rather confusing for lickspittle white liberals, who are always getting their knickers in a twist over politically correct words and so have come up with the Humpty Dumpty solution from Through the Looking Glass, where words mean what they want them to mean when they do not know what they mean!!!.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master - that’s all.”
Switched on guy that Lewis Carroll.
Incidentally Humpty Dumpty Young also accused David Starkey of being a "racist", after Starkey said that Enoch Powell's (stand to attention) speech was essentially right in one sense.
Well if words can mean whatever you like, then guess what these mean - "You are a nasty and treasonous lump of pig excrement Young and I cannot wait to see you fall off your high and mighty wall and go splat."
