A "Gullibility Disorder" - the first time I heard of that medical condition was today, with British scientist Paul Frampton blaming his getting caught with 4lb of cocaine in Buenos Aires on his gullibility disorder.
Apparently he's been diagnosed by doctors, has a piece of paper to say he is gullible, his naive personality disorder renders him unable to relate normally to people, and he's susceptible to being tricked.
If such a condition actually exists, and isn't an effort to get out of jail free, it must be the most bloody common medical ailment in Britain!
99.9% of the population must be walking around without knowing they suffer from this hideous condition which blights lives.
They vote the same two parties - three if you count the Liberal Democrat poodle party - into power time after time.
Oooh, Tories messed up this time, we'll show 'em, we'll vote Labour and that'll teach them. Labour have said they'll be different this time, let's give 'em a chance. Oooh, now Labour messed up, let's vote in those Tories - they'll do something good for Britain if we give 'em another chance.
The country goes down the toilet, it's obvious who is to blame and that they're all the same, yet still the greatest gesture of defiance is switching votes from Tory to Labour and back again (or just not voting at all).
There's sod all worth watching on the TV, hmm, reminds me, about time I bought another few stamps towards my TV licence. Might get in trouble if I don't, and they send such nasty threatening letters even if you haven't got a TV.
This must be true, such and such a celebrity said it so it has to be, and they wouldn't be allowed to say it on the BBC if it wasn't. We'll just forget all the times we've thought the same and it turned out to be crap. Have to vote on the X-Factor phone in though, that's a matter of life or death.
Oh, look at all those nasty immigrants in the Daily Mail - honest paper that, it tells it how it is! - someone should put a stop to it. Now, Chinese or kebab for supper kids? - hard choice, Achmeds Kebab Paradise or the Asian Dragon Palace, both do such fine dinners.
Of course I'll donate a couple quid to feed those starving Africans. It's not like they've been asking the same thing for 30 years and nothing much has changed, and I don't know a thing about the nice salaries and flash cars those running these charities get.
Another war? It's to make the world a better place! We were lied to about Iraq, but they'd never do that again, and we've got short memories anyway. Besides, nasty Saddam probably shipped those WMD to nasty Assad in Syria, that's why we never found them.
Need I carry on? The list would never be complete, and all readers would fall asleep before it was even half finished.
Gullibility Syndrome abounds, it must be the most common ailment in Britain. Everywhere we look there is gullibility and naivety. It's an epidemic, maybe even a pandemic.
All other conditions pale into insignificance - Gullibility Syndrome is the greatest plague of Britain in modern times.